12 RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE
WERE KIDS

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who
plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured
player curses
a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone
was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score,
the
winner will be determined by the last
team to
score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could
run
with the ball even behind the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the
ball
you
were given a match ban
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the
ball from the tree when it got stuck,under
the
car
or tunnel to play in the next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.
11. You were allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.